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There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
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Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
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Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
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What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
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