Jim Carey Quote

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?