People Quotes

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Anonymous

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Anonymous

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Anonymous

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Anonymous

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Alexander Wright

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

Anonymous

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

Anonymous

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous