Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven Alexander Wright
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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