People Quotes

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.