If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!Anonymous
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.Anonymous
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