Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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