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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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