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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. - Anonymous

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. - Anonymous

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

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Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! - Anonymous

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! - Anonymous

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it. - Anonymous

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - Anonymous

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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