Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude. Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. Anonymous
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor." Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. Anonymous