Steven Alexander Wright Quote
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous