Steven Alexander Wright Quote
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous