Steven Alexander Wright Quote
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Similar Quotes
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven Alexander Wright
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Dave Barry
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com