The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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