Paul Fix Quote
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.