The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
More Quotes by Paul Fix
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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