I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.Anonymous
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.Dave Barry