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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.