Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Jack Handey
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
