People Quotes

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Frank Zappa

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Anonymous

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Anonymous

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Steven Alexander Wright

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

Anonymous

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Jack Handey

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Anonymous

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

Anonymous

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

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If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Anonymous

I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.

Anonymous

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

Anonymous

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Anonymous

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

Anonymous

If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.

Anonymous