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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.
Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.
Anonymous
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Anonymous
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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