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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. - Anonymous

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous

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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. - Anonymous

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. Anonymous

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna? Anonymous

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. - Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. - Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

Bernard Bailey

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. - Anonymous

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous

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When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. - Violet Matters

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Violet Matters

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Asleep first

Those who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

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Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. - Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous

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I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. Anonymous

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. - Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous

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If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around. - Anonymous

If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around. Anonymous

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. - Anonymous

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes...

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

Life Quotes Think Quotes

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

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