People Quotes

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.