It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.Anonymous
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.Anonymous
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?Anonymous
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.Anonymous
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.Anonymous
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