People Quotes

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Anonymous

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Anonymous

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Jack Handey

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

Anonymous

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

Anonymous

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Anonymous

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Steven Alexander Wright

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

Anonymous

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

Anonymous