For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. Anonymous
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
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