If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Steven Alexander Wright
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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