Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous