The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.Anonymous
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