I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
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