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I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

Bernard Bailey

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