Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
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