People Quotes

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.