Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous
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