All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.
Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
