For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
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