People Quotes

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Anonymous

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Anonymous

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

Anonymous

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

Anonymous

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

Anonymous

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Anonymous

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Anonymous

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Anonymous

I only want one thing from fake people: distance.

Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Anonymous