People Quotes

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Anonymous

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Anonymous

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Anonymous

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Anonymous

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Anonymous

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

Anonymous

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

Anonymous

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

Anonymous

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Anonymous

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

I only want one thing from fake people: distance.

Anonymous

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Frank Zappa

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

Anonymous