Albert Einstein was a famous German is well known for being witty and having a great sense of humor! Here are some of his famous sayings.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
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