Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.