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Albert Einstein was a famous German is well known for being witty and having a great sense of humor! Here are some of his famous sayings.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -Albert Einstein

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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