People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.