The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous