Frank Zappa Quote
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous