Frank Zappa Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!