Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.Anonymous
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