Funny quotes about eating and food.
Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
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