Funny Quotes About Eating

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.