Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
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