In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous