Funny Quotes About Eating

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.

From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries!

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry.