It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
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I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
