"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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