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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making. Anonymous
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Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. - Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
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Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous
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Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake. Anonymous
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"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. - Anonymous
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous
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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. - Anonymous
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous
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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. - Anonymous
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous
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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. - Anonymous
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous
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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. - Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous
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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous
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Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Anonymous
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Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. - Anonymous
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. Anonymous
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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. - Anonymous
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
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