Funny Quotes About Eating
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
Anonymous
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