Funny Quotes About Eating
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Anonymous
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous
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