Funny Quotes About Eating

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V.

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!