Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Jack Handey
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
