I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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