Funny Quotes About Eating
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
If computers are built with chips, how come we can't eat them? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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