I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous