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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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