Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous