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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.