Funny Quotes About Eating
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous
Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? Anonymous
If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings. Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Anonymous
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
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