Funny Quotes About Eating
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Anonymous
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