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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean...
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. - Anonymous
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy. - Anonymous
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy. Anonymous
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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call. - Anonymous
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call. Anonymous
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Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. - Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. - Anonymous
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous
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When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. - Violet Matters
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Violet Matters

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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. - Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
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Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! - Anonymous
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Anonymous
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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. - Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
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