Funny Quotes About Eating
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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