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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.