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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Anonymous

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Anonymous

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Anonymous

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Anonymous

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Anonymous

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Anonymous

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Anonymous

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Anonymous

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Anonymous

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain