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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Anonymous

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Anonymous

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

Anonymous

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Anonymous

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Anonymous

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

Anonymous

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Anonymous

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Anonymous

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Anonymous

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Anonymous

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Anonymous

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain