Funny Quotes About Eating
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Anonymous
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