Funny Quotes About Eating

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.

Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.