Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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