Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous