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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

Anonymous

A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Anonymous

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson

I am too lazy to be lazy.

Anonymous

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Anonymous

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Anonymous

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Anonymous