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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.