I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
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