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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

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When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

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My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

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