I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
