I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous