Funny Quotes About Eating
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous
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