I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
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