Funny Quotes About Eating
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
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