Funny Quotes About Eating
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
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