Funny Quotes About Eating

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V.

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.

"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic.

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap.

Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.