Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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