I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous