Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous