Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
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