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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

Anonymous

Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

Anonymous

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Anonymous

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Anonymous

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Anonymous

Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!

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Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Anonymous

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Anonymous

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

Anonymous

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

Anonymous

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Anonymous