If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
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