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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.