If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Mark Twain
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.Anonymous
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.Anonymous