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Born on November 30th, 1835, Samuel Langhorne Clemens chose his pen name to be was Mark Twain. He wrote more than 30 books, one of his most famous being the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He is well known for his witty and comical remarks.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain

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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

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All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Mark Twain

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