Born on November 30th, 1835, Samuel Langhorne Clemens chose his pen name to be was Mark Twain. He wrote more than 30 books, one of his most famous being the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He is well known for his witty and comical remarks.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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