Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
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