Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous