"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous