Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous