Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
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