Top 100 Funny Quotes
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?Anonymous
I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.Albert Einstein
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.Anonymous
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