Top 100 Funny Quotes
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Anonymous
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