Top 100 Funny Quotes
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
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