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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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