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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.