Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous