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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.