You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
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