Top 100 Funny Quotes
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you. Anonymous
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
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