Top 100 Funny Quotes
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Anonymous
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Anonymous
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