Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
4 out 3 people struggle with math.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
When nothing is going right, go left.
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