Top 100 Funny Quotes
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste. Anonymous
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem? Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. Anonymous
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
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