Top 100 Funny Quotes
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Anonymous
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