Top 100 Funny Quotes
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
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I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
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