Top 100 Funny Quotes
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Anonymous
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