Top 100 Funny Quotes
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Anonymous
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