Top 100 Funny Quotes
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
Anonymous
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