Top 100 Funny Quotes
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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