Top 100 Funny Quotes
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen. Anonymous
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
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