Top 100 Funny Quotes
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
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