Top 100 Funny Quotes
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
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