I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
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Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
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