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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.