The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous