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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

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Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

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I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

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