My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous