You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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