You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous