You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous