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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson

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True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous

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