I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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