How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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