How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
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