How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
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An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
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