How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
Naked Gun (Movie)
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
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